Just a little humor

Are my brothers gay?
"Good question: S2 #1,600
Ogden Nash said candy’s dandy, but liquor’s quicker.
Bruce said vice is nice, but incest is best.

I'm entirely with Ogden on this one.
I'm from New York, not Alabama.
My sisters are two-baggers.
 
Two cannibals picnicking on a beach.
One turns to the other and blurts out: "I HATE my mother-in-law!"
The other cannibal appeases his companion: "Alright, alright, so only eat the salad."
"Incest is family togethernes." S2 #1,602
Like matricide cannibalism?

I love my mother, especially with a dash of coriander? :devilish:
 
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