Just a little humor

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"Proof that a joke isn't really a dad joke until it's fully groan" S2 #1,660

and now ...
a little revenge, South of the border style:


My son showed me a picture of his new girlfriend
She was dressed in full hockey gear including pads, a mask, gloves and a blocker.
I said "Congratulations. She looks like a keeper."

Dad? Or dud? 2 minute penalty ? quick, fire up the zamboni

 

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My wife is threatening to divorce me, she thinks I'm obsessed with Africa.
Kenya believe it?
I'd hate for her Togo and leave me...
What am I Guinea do then?
This is all so Sudan ...
& we have kids. This is Ghana be hard for them
but you know what? She Congo to Hell.