Just a little humor

Shiftless2 said:
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"For children are innocent and love justice, while most of us are wicked and naturally prefer mercy." G. K. Chesterton

Babies are not born good, they're born innocent. Law & Order

Does St. Peter use Linux? There is no Microsoft in Heaven.
 
5 September 2026
Fact of the day: No fact found for today.

Quote: If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more, and become more, you are a leader. John Quincy Adams (sixth president of the United States)

Point to ponder: The number 2520 is the smallest number that can be divided by all numbers 1 - 10. https://www.electronics-notes.com/a...enna/length-calculations-equation-formula.php
And 5050 is the sum of integers from 1 - 100. Double the former is 10 less than the latter. 10 is 2 in base 2. Numbers do not exist. That's no excuse.
 
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"OF COURSE I can do the invisible string trick like that, BUT !
it messes up my hair too, so I do it with my necktie instead. See ?" The President of the United States of America Donald Trump
 
It's Christmas Eve ....

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Shiftless2 said:
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To clarify:
Donald Trump is a madman. That is sub-optimal. BUT !
D.J. is not the only nut-job in the solar system.
What severely compounds the alarm:
a) Trump is president of the United States
b) he was elected to the office, despite other less horrendous candidates on the ballot.

Here @CV.us we not only engage the public discourse on current events. We apply satire to help sharpen the point.

sear said:
"bad propeller" s #1,597
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The word "malaprop" inspired by a character in Richard Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals, known for her verbal blunders.
malaprop
the usually unintentionally humorous misuse or distortion of a word or phrase
especially the use of a word sounding somewhat like the one intended but ludicrously wrong in the context https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/malaprop
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BUT !
For those not familiar with this etymology may wrongly surmise:
- mal: a prefix meaning bad, &
- prop: an abbreviation for "propeller". Think of it as a malaprop about "malaprop".

How many MAGA voters could provide a cogent explanation of the electoral college? "Electrical" college is a malaprop that satirizes them in general, and perhaps Trump voters in particular.

It'll take a Constitutional amendment to get rid of our ec.
Until then we're stuck with it. At least we can satirize, reflecting the kind of ignorance that helps elect a man like Trump to the U.S. presidency.
 
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