Ogden Nash said candy’s dandy, but liquor’s quicker.
Bruce said vice is nice, but incest is best.
I'm entirely with Ogden on this one.
I'm from New York, not Alabama.
My sisters are two-baggers.
Just a little humor
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Bruce said vice is nice, but incest is best.
I'm entirely with Ogden on this one.
I'm from New York, not Alabama.
My sisters are two-baggers.
Shiftless2
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Incest is family togethernes.
Two cannibals picnicking on a beach.
One turns to the other and blurts out: "I HATE my mother-in-law!"
The other cannibal appeases his companion: "Alright, alright, so only eat the salad."
I love my mother, especially with a dash of coriander?
One turns to the other and blurts out: "I HATE my mother-in-law!"
The other cannibal appeases his companion: "Alright, alright, so only eat the salad."
Like matricide cannibalism?
I love my mother, especially with a dash of coriander?
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MOM !
DAD !
They put the "pal" in palindrome.
Emo Philips recounts the modest joys of his childhood, like the first snow of each new Winter.
Emo would awaken, see the fresh snow blanketing the landscape, sprint to the front door, and pounding his little fists on the door in his childhood excitement exclaim:
Mommy! Daddy! It snowed last night! It snowed last night! Please, let me in now !
Oh Emo !
DAD !
They put the "pal" in palindrome.
Emo Philips recounts the modest joys of his childhood, like the first snow of each new Winter.
Emo would awaken, see the fresh snow blanketing the landscape, sprint to the front door, and pounding his little fists on the door in his childhood excitement exclaim:
Mommy! Daddy! It snowed last night! It snowed last night! Please, let me in now !
Oh Emo !