You mean tasering the McRib is NOT part of the standard recipe? [meaning: point taken]
Perhaps he could be a CPR dummy. Might even do him some good.
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Sniping against a mute is easy if unpersuasive. Ridiculing McD's specifically or fast food franchises (FF) in general is easy. BUT !!
It's more satire for site comity than legitimate criticism. McD's is a modern miracle. It's a practical means for a traveler from Texas to buy a quick, affordable meal in Minnesota, know what they're getting before the order is delivered, confident that food safety standards are world class.
That's not an endorsement of their culinary appeal. It's a sincere acknowledgement that this industry titan, a major national employer, offers numerous entry-level employment opportunities, thus helping to groom our future labor force while feeding a nation.
Perhaps he could be a CPR dummy. Might even do him some good.
note:
Sniping against a mute is easy if unpersuasive. Ridiculing McD's specifically or fast food franchises (FF) in general is easy. BUT !!
It's more satire for site comity than legitimate criticism. McD's is a modern miracle. It's a practical means for a traveler from Texas to buy a quick, affordable meal in Minnesota, know what they're getting before the order is delivered, confident that food safety standards are world class.
That's not an endorsement of their culinary appeal. It's a sincere acknowledgement that this industry titan, a major national employer, offers numerous entry-level employment opportunities, thus helping to groom our future labor force while feeding a nation.