Just a little humor

sear said:
“I’m looking forward to Halloween, seeing all the monsters and the nightmarish imagery.
Then I’ll turn off the campaign ads and wait for the trick-or-treaters.” Craig Ferguson
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.... when you successfully killed 3 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a wooden stick but start to wonder why they were holding candy bags.
 
A statistician is someone who can stand with one foot in a bucket of ice and the other in a bucket of boiling water and say that on the average he's comfortable.
 
Shiftless2 said:
"A statistician is someone who can stand with one foot in a bucket of ice and the other in a bucket of boiling water and say that on the average he's comfortable." S2 #1,711
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And if either adversity proves fatal, he becomes a die-itician.
"Is that really true Sears?" Bruce
"Of corpse." s #1,712
 
Doctor: “Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?”
Patient: “Give me the good news.”
Doctor: “You’re about to have a disease named after you.”
 
Doctor informed the patient: "You only have 5 minutes left to live."
The patient gasped, and cried: "Is there anything I can do ?!?!"
The doctor calmly replied: "SURE, you can hard boil an egg,
and have a little time left over,
probably not enough time to eat the egg though." :)
 
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