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The most perfectly told joke of all time??
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
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Humor or political commentary?
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Green guy thinks that threatening a Democrat will stop people from going after Republicans. It won't.
"Peace for our time" a declaration made by British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain 30 September 1938
Stockholm syndrome
n.
A psychological syndrome in which a person being held captive begins to identify with and grow sympathetic to the captor, simultaneously becoming unsympathetic towards the police or other authorities.
[After Stockholm, where a hostage in a 1973 bank robbery became romantically attached to one of her captors.]
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition copyright ©2022 by HarperCollins Publishers. All rights reserved.
Worth noting: appeasement didn't work against Hitler. The Trump administration manifests horrifying parallels to the Third Reich. Tell #1,629 green guy.
Stockholm Syndrome ?
Stockholm syndrome
n.
A psychological syndrome in which a person being held captive begins to identify with and grow sympathetic to the captor, simultaneously becoming unsympathetic towards the police or other authorities.
[After Stockholm, where a hostage in a 1973 bank robbery became romantically attached to one of her captors.]
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition copyright ©2022 by HarperCollins Publishers. All rights reserved.
Worth noting: appeasement didn't work against Hitler. The Trump administration manifests horrifying parallels to the Third Reich. Tell #1,629 green guy.