Just a little humor

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.

The other man said, “What is the name of the restaurant?”

The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What is the name of that flower you give someone you love? You know… the one that’s red and has thorns.”

“Do you mean a rose?”

“Yes. That’s the one,” replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”
 

Winning joke​

The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan,<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke#cite_note-3"><span>[</span>3<span>]</span></a> was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke#cite_note-4"><span>[</span>4<span>]</span></a>
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