she wasn't paying the bills there, i was for my residences, lol!President Jimmy Carter's young daughter Amy reportedly carved her name into the wood windowsill of her white house residence bedroom. In either your case or hers, it's still probably closer to vandalism than historic archive. I'm not advocating the grave stone. But in this case I think the medium enhances the message.
What we need is some absolute rootin' tootin' epitaphs.
Pantomimist Marcel Marceau's requested epitaph: "Silence"