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Poseidon, Greek god of water.
Neptune, Roman god of water.
Row men! Row!
note:
From the Pantheon, Neptune didn't have m/any churches, and thus not much revenue.
So he kept his gym bag in Davy Jones' locker.
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Neptune, Roman god of water.
Row men! Row!
note:
From the Pantheon, Neptune didn't have m/any churches, and thus not much revenue.
So he kept his gym bag in Davy Jones' locker.
- Where can you find an ocean with no water?
- What kind of rocks are never under water?
- Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
90 Water Jokes That Will Leave You Crying Salty Tears of Joy
Think water isn't funny? Think again. We rounded up the best jokes, puns, and one-liners about water that will leave you swimming in a tears of laughter.
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Even Dad would be embarrassed to tell those jokes.
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Further to #2,444 ...
Q. When does a joke become a dad joke?
A. When the punchline is apparent.
These are even worse !
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What runs, but never walks?
Water!
What’s the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What prize can old people win for aging?
Atrophy.
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Dismissal by ridicule.
In the graphic mockery of #2,448 Santa, a symbol of universal charity, antithesis of evil is the dismissive substitute representing President Trump.
Simultaneously in a single insulting cartoon frame, present those asking Trump to keep his campaign promise to release the Epstein files as childish.
Think that's merely a partisan counter-punch? Tell that to MTG.
Trump does not betoken universal charity. And opposing the hedonistic exploitation of children, pedophilia, is not childish.
None the less, this single frame is what passes for clever, among those that prioritize their own partisanship ahead of either citizenship, or humanity.
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From dizzy to Disney! hoo rhhaa
The upgrade will be complete when Johnny Depp occupies the Resolute desk in the oval office.
And since Trump is so compulsive a revenue steward Trump can run the concession stand.
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The Resolute [desk] has been used by John F. Kennedy and by all U.S. presidents since 1977 with the exception of George H. W. Bush. Bush used the C&O desk for his one term, making it the shortest-serving desk to date. More from Wikipedia
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In case you wonder what a Nazi sounds like
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75K views · 2.8K reactions | Stephen Miller accused leftists of demonizing and dehumanizing their enemies. He might want to listen to the speech he gave at Charlie Kirk’s memorial. It sounded eerily similar to one Joseph Goebbels gave in 1932 about H
Stephen Miller accused leftists of demonizing and dehumanizing their enemies. He might want to listen to the speech he gave at Charlie Kirk’s memorial. It sounded eerily similar to one Joseph...
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The superficial appeal of isolationism ought not need explanation, particularly for the xenophobe.
BUT !
The counterpoint:
It's a new millennium.
Due to modern force multipliers such as using a skyjacked airliner to topple a skyscraper the following may never have been more relevant.
Isolationism is a luxury the United States of America cannot afford.
and: counterpoint
For years prospective employers have included review of job applicant social media.
Should we be alarmed that the public sector has finally embraced similar screening?
On the internet its called Godwin's law. Invoking Hitler loses the argument.In case you wonder what a Nazi sounds like
75K views · 2.8K reactions | Stephen Miller accused leftists of demonizing and dehumanizing their enemies. He might want to listen to the speech he gave at Charlie Kirk’s memorial. It sounded eerily similar to one Joseph Goebbels gave in 1932 about H
Stephen Miller accused leftists of demonizing and dehumanizing their enemies. He might want to listen to the speech he gave at Charlie Kirk’s memorial. It sounded eerily similar to one Joseph...
