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Poseidon, Greek god of water.
Neptune, Roman god of water.

Row men! Row!

note:
From the Pantheon, Neptune didn't have m/any churches, and thus not much revenue.
So he kept his gym bag in Davy Jones' locker.

  1. Where can you find an ocean with no water?
On a map!

  1. What kind of rocks are never under water?
Dry ones!

  1. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
They dropped out of school!

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Shiftless2 said:
"Even Dad would be embarrassed to tell those jokes." S2 #2,443
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Q. When does a joke become a dad joke?
A. When the punchline is apparent.

These are even worse !


There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.


What runs, but never walks?
Water!


What’s the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.


What prize can old people win for aging?
Atrophy.

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Shiftless2 said:
"Release the naughty list!" #2,448
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Dismissal by ridicule.

In the graphic mockery of #2,448 Santa, a symbol of universal charity, antithesis of evil is the dismissive substitute representing President Trump.
Simultaneously in a single insulting cartoon frame, present those asking Trump to keep his campaign promise to release the Epstein files as childish.
Think that's merely a partisan counter-punch? Tell that to MTG.

Trump does not betoken universal charity. And opposing the hedonistic exploitation of children, pedophilia, is not childish.

None the less, this single frame is what passes for clever, among those that prioritize their own partisanship ahead of either citizenship, or humanity.
Shiftless2 said:
SIGH ... #2,448
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