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Older adults taking 5 or more prescription drugs face higher risk of death, study finds​

By Khloe Quill Fox News Published July 30, 2026 2:34pm EDT
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Every time I go in for a checkup, they tell me I should start taking statin drugs, which cost about $500/month.
Statins reduce cholesterol.
But my blood pressure and cholesterol count are normal.
So it is obviously a kickback scheme.
No one should take statins, since it is lipids inside the cells of the blood vessels that allow them to stretch.
If you remove the lipids with statins, then your blood vessels become rigid and you can't exert yourself any more.
 
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