Just a little humor

I was riding the cross-town bus when an elephant boarded, and sat beside me.
"Wow! I never saw an elephant ride a bus before!"
The elephant replied, "You may never again. I'm going to the repair shop to pick up my unicycle."
 
Bartholomew
"Epi, if you were cast away on a desert island, but could have one Hollywood star as companion, who would you choose?

Epiglottis
"The one shaped most like an ocean liner."
 
On Sunday morning/ET April 26, 2026 Fred noticed unusual peacefulness in Steve, and told him so:
"You look content.
What's wrong with you?"
 
sear said:
"Orange juice is yellow.
- I'm just sayin' -" s #1,241
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"...I'm fascinated by science, particularly test tubes.
I've tested them and guess what.
They're not tubes. They're just long skinny cups." Colbert 24/09/18

Shiftless2 said:
"8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses." #1,286
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"Red-neck" was a term for sun exposure, regarded an indication of low socio-economic status, a day laborer, harvesting crops.
In the new millennium many low wage jobs have migrated indoors, & a tan regarded as evidence of leisure, higher socio-economic status, playing tennis or golf.

& #1,286
Thomas Edison said he was going to make electric light so cheap, only the rich would be able to afford candles.
 
- Twin engine aircraft offer one undeniable benefit over their inferior single engine substitutes.
With twin engines, one of the two can fail, or entirely fall off the wing,
and there's always enough thrust in the remaining engine to get you to your crash site.

flesh-mangling catastrophe, an excellent premise for Internet mirth :)
 
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