Just a little humor

I was riding the cross-town bus when an elephant boarded, and sat beside me.
"Wow! I never saw an elephant ride a bus before!"
The elephant replied, "You may never again. I'm going to the repair shop to pick up my unicycle."
 
Bartholomew
"Epi, if you were cast away on a desert island, but could have one Hollywood star as companion, who would you choose?

Epiglottis
"The one shaped most like an ocean liner."
 
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