Just a little humor

How does President Trump play darts?
He throws a dart without aiming, and then draws the bullseye where ever the dart landed.

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Q: What do you say to a politician during his most noble day of government obligation?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
 
$4 / gallon gasoline has exceeded the per gallon price of milk.

This has boosted the economic appeal of milk-powered automobiles:

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graphic & humor provided by CBS-TV The Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert
 
A Nasa scientist has delivered a stern warning for male astronauts – absolutely do not masturbate in space.
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NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space for bizarre reason

A Nasa scientist has delivered a stern warning for male astronauts – absolutely do not masturbate in space.People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity. The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.As it...
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I never considered them allies but Christians nailing themselves to a giant letter "t" on Trans Day of Visibility in solidarity with the trans community was so awesome of them.

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You can see why The Onion has problems - it's becoming more difficult to differentiate between reality and satire.

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Unfortunately only the first pic is satire - the ones below are not

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