Shiftless2
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One night, a blonde nun knelt in her room, deep in prayer, when suddenly God appeared before her in a radiant glow.
"My daughter," God said warmly, "your selflessness and love for others have greatly pleased me. Your prayers are pure, and your actions are guided by kindness. I’ve come to commend you—and to grant you one wish, anything your heart desires."
The nun looked up, her face serene.
"Dear Heavenly Father, I am truly content. I lack nothing and feel blessed in every way."
"But surely there is something you long for," God said gently.
The nun hesitated for a moment before replying, "Well, there is one thing."
"Speak it, and it shall be done," God said with a smile.
"It's the blonde jokes," she said earnestly. "They’re so unfair and demeaning—not just to me, but to blondes everywhere. It would mean the world if they could stop."
"Consider it done," God declared. "From this moment, blonde jokes shall be no more. But surely, there must be something else I can do for you personally."
The nun paused, clearly reluctant. "Well... there is one small thing," she admitted.
"Please, tell me," God urged.
She sighed and said,
"It’s the M&M’s… they’re just so hard to peel."
"My daughter," God said warmly, "your selflessness and love for others have greatly pleased me. Your prayers are pure, and your actions are guided by kindness. I’ve come to commend you—and to grant you one wish, anything your heart desires."
The nun looked up, her face serene.
"Dear Heavenly Father, I am truly content. I lack nothing and feel blessed in every way."
"But surely there is something you long for," God said gently.
The nun hesitated for a moment before replying, "Well, there is one thing."
"Speak it, and it shall be done," God said with a smile.
"It's the blonde jokes," she said earnestly. "They’re so unfair and demeaning—not just to me, but to blondes everywhere. It would mean the world if they could stop."
"Consider it done," God declared. "From this moment, blonde jokes shall be no more. But surely, there must be something else I can do for you personally."
The nun paused, clearly reluctant. "Well... there is one small thing," she admitted.
"Please, tell me," God urged.
She sighed and said,