Just a little humor

one blade of grass to his neighbor:
- another week, another holocaust -

Ladies, I don't write these things so please forgive me.

I was riding the cross-town bus when an elephant boarded, and sat beside me.
"Wow! I never saw an elephant ride a bus before!"
The elephant replied, "You may never again. I'm going to the repair shop to pick up my unicycle."

Bartholomew
"Epi, if you were cast away on a desert island, but could have one Hollywood star as companion, who would you choose?

Epiglottis
"The one shaped most like an ocean liner."

On Sunday morning/ET April 26, 2026 Fred noticed unusual peacefulness in Steve, and told him so:
"You look content.
What's wrong with you?"

An oldie but still good for a chuckle

sear said:

"Orange juice is yellow.
- I'm just sayin' -" s #1,241

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"...I'm fascinated by science, particularly test tubes.
I've tested them and guess what.
They're not tubes. They're just long skinny cups." Colbert 24/09/18

Shiftless2 said:

"8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses." #1,286

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"Red-neck" was a term for sun exposure, regarded an indication of low socio-economic status, a day laborer, harvesting crops.
In the new millennium many low wage jobs have migrated indoors, & a tan regarded as evidence of leisure, higher socio-economic status, playing tennis or golf.

& #1,286
Thomas Edison said he was going to make electric light so cheap, only the rich would be able to afford candles.