Photos, vids, etc ....

Poseidon, Greek god of water.
Neptune, Roman god of water.

Row men! Row!

note:
From the Pantheon, Neptune didn't have m/any churches, and thus not much revenue.
So he kept his gym bag in Davy Jones' locker.

  1. Where can you find an ocean with no water?
On a map!

  1. What kind of rocks are never under water?
Dry ones!

  1. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
They dropped out of school!

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90 Water Jokes That Will Leave You Crying Salty Tears of Joy

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Shiftless2 said:
"Even Dad would be embarrassed to tell those jokes." S2 #2,443
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Q. When does a joke become a dad joke?
A. When the punchline is apparent.

These are even worse !


There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.


What runs, but never walks?
Water!


What’s the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.


What prize can old people win for aging?
Atrophy.

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They're hiring and have a rigorous screening process ....

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Shiftless2 said:
"Release the naughty list!" #2,448
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Dismissal by ridicule.

In the graphic mockery of #2,448 Santa, a symbol of universal charity, antithesis of evil is the dismissive substitute representing President Trump.
Simultaneously in a single insulting cartoon frame, present those asking Trump to keep his campaign promise to release the Epstein files as childish.
Think that's merely a partisan counter-punch? Tell that to MTG.

Trump does not betoken universal charity. And opposing the hedonistic exploitation of children, pedophilia, is not childish.

None the less, this single frame is what passes for clever, among those that prioritize their own partisanship ahead of either citizenship, or humanity.
Shiftless2 said:
SIGH ... #2,448
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Shiftless2 said:
" Navy rebranded " #2,453
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From dizzy to Disney! hoo rhhaa

The upgrade will be complete when Johnny Depp occupies the Resolute desk in the oval office.
And since Trump is so compulsive a revenue steward Trump can run the concession stand.

historic notes:
The Resolute [desk] has been used by John F. Kennedy and by all U.S. presidents since 1977 with the exception of George H. W. Bush. Bush used the C&O desk for his one term, making it the shortest-serving desk to date. More from Wikipedia

A brass plaque affixed to the desk records the history of its creation:
"H.M.S. 'Resolute', forming part of the expedition sent in search of Sir John Franklin in 1852, was abandoned in Latitude 74º 41' N. Longitude 101º 22' W. on 15th May 1854. She was discovered and extricated in September 1855, in Latitude 67º N. by Captain Buddington of the United States Whaler 'George Henry'. The ship was purchased, fitted out and sent to England, as a gift to Her Majesty Queen Victoria by the President and People of the United States, as a token of goodwill & friendship. This table was made from her timbers when she was broken up ...
https://www.whitehousehistory.org/photos/treasures-of-the-white-house-resolute-desk
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