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A libidinous trollop like Leviticus sullies the reputation of our fine upstanding Christian body builders.
She can't get enough behind the dumpster at the bowling alley?
I wouldn't worry about these rare gymnauseam exceptions.
The YMCA has earned a reliable reputation for providing young Christian men vixen-free accommodations. Solves that problem ! right ?
The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.
The Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Oh Leo
thanks for Popeing it Chicago style.
The Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Oh Leo
thanks for Popeing it Chicago style.
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A reprise:
"The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church." Ferdinand Magellan
"there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; neither hid, that shall not be known." St. Luke 12:2
"in time, all will be reviled." Wolf 2uk
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Monday 26/10/05
reporter: "What is the US going to do about the risk of the pneumonic plague coming from Russia?
Trump: "Well we're looking at it very strongly. We just heard about it. And uh, they call it "pneumonia", and pneumonia you know, years ago you could treat pneumonia easily. The microbes and the germs have gotten stronger, disproportionately. We'll help them. We'll help them ... [garbled]."
Let us hope the "them" President Trump committed to helping is Russian team attending to their bacterial potential bio-weapon emergency, and not the microbes and the germs themselves. Admittedly among Russian military command, the two are not necessarily easily distinguished.
reporter: "What is the US going to do about the risk of the pneumonic plague coming from Russia?
Trump: "Well we're looking at it very strongly. We just heard about it. And uh, they call it "pneumonia", and pneumonia you know, years ago you could treat pneumonia easily. The microbes and the germs have gotten stronger, disproportionately. We'll help them. We'll help them ... [garbled]."
Let us hope the "them" President Trump committed to helping is Russian team attending to their bacterial potential bio-weapon emergency, and not the microbes and the germs themselves. Admittedly among Russian military command, the two are not necessarily easily distinguished.
That's bad.
Real bad.
But some of these are elected, or appointed by those that were.
We can scorn the elected. And overlook the plurality of the electorate that put them there ?! LOOK IN THE MIRROR AMERICA !
Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) - Mayo Clinic
Not every experiment in therapeutic treatments becomes standard practice.
ECT was somewhat of a fad, some anecdotal successes, but generally a fizzle.
With the cost of electricity high and going higher, lower cost substitutes may be worth considering.
Instead of lashing the victim to a gurney and cramming high voltage electrodes in there, save some $money. Hold the Mayo.
Consider the purchase of this or similar high quality trash disposal product:
Then simply invert the mental health care device over the patient, and thwack away !
Particularly maladjusted patients may need periodic, and or protracted treatments. "We're gunna need a bigger rolling-pin."
Not every experiment in therapeutic treatments becomes standard practice.
ECT was somewhat of a fad, some anecdotal successes, but generally a fizzle.
With the cost of electricity high and going higher, lower cost substitutes may be worth considering.
Instead of lashing the victim to a gurney and cramming high voltage electrodes in there, save some $money. Hold the Mayo.
Consider the purchase of this or similar high quality trash disposal product:
Rollback, Hefty Kitchen Trash Can, 13.3 Gallon Plastic Touch Top Garbage Bin with Push Button Lid, Black
Then simply invert the mental health care device over the patient, and thwack away !
Particularly maladjusted patients may need periodic, and or protracted treatments. "We're gunna need a bigger rolling-pin."