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Older adults taking 5 or more prescription drugs face higher risk of death, study finds​

By Khloe Quill Fox News Published July 30, 2026 2:34pm EDT
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Older adults taking 5 or more prescription drugs face higher risk of death, study finds

Each additional prescription medication was linked to a 7% increase in death risk among older adults, raising urgent questions about deprescribing.
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Every time I go in for a checkup, they tell me I should start taking statin drugs, which cost about $500/month.
Statins reduce cholesterol.
But my blood pressure and cholesterol count are normal.
So it is obviously a kickback scheme.
No one should take statins, since it is lipids inside the cells of the blood vessels that allow them to stretch.
If you remove the lipids with statins, then your blood vessels become rigid and you can't exert yourself any more.
 
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By the time a Navy pilot pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Marine pilot," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Navy pilot assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Navy Pilot came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Navy pilot. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room, I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' ...and he sat up all night watching me."
 
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Shiftless2 said:
TWoO #1,517
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The Wizard of Oz plot summary:
A Kansas schoolgirl is transported to a surreal landscape where she kills the first person she meets, and then teams up with strangers to kill again.

Did I mention it's a musical ?

As far as following a "little girl ...", that's Liza Minnelli's Mom !
 
sear said:
The Wizard of Oz plot summary:
A Kansas schoolgirl is transported to a surreal landscape where she kills the first person she meets, and then teams up with strangers to kill again.

Did I mention it's a musical ?

As far as following a "little girl ...", that's Liza Minnelli's Mom !
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Judy Garland died of an accidental barbiturate overdose at age 47 in London on June 22, 1969.​

Judy Garland, born Frances Ethel Gumm, passed away in the bathroom of her London residence, discovered by her husband Mickey Deans. The official cause of death was an accidental overdose of barbiturates, a result of long-term use of prescription medications that she had developed a dependency on over decades . Coroner Gavin Thurston noted that Garland had taken more barbiturates than her body could tolerate, but there was no evidence of suicide
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