Just a little humor

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"Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background." #1,300

- uh oh -
We're careening toward "bangers & mash", right?
"Spotted dick" ?

Beer Slang: 14 Terms Every Beer Drinker Should Know

This list won’t make you a Certified cicerone but it will help you navigate your next trip to the taproom.

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[prig] Contrary to popular misconception, Frankenstein is the one on the right, Doctor Frankenstein.
The one on the left is "Frankenstein's monster". [/prig]

Why are graveyards noisy?​

Because of all of the coffin.

 

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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Oscar Wilde

 

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Not quite enough humor?

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?​

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

 

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#1,306

Human corpses are hilarious !

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard? #1,306​

Many a self-respecting truck driver can clog a toilet.
But it takes a world-class dipstick, a Netanyahu / Putin / Trump scale maniac to clog a graveyard.

 

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#1,308

- alright -
And if the Ten Least Wanted list is compiled, will President Trump be number ten, or number one? Or number two?

 

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A real classic. The year is 1967 or older, from the bumber.

 

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"A real classic. The year is 1967 or older, from the bumber." R5 #1,312

The VW beetles exported to the U.S. switched from 6V to 12V in 1967 model year, though the VW beetles in West Germany remained 6V a while longer.

The headlights look like the 6V configuration. The switch to 12 VDC accompanied an upgrade to sealed beam, without the additional headlight lens cover.

I suspect that Batmobeetle is a '65 or so.

 

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Q: What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? ​

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A: Kicked out of the petting zoo​