Just a little humor

"A guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Hey doc, I think I'm going deaf.' Doctor says, 'Oh, that's really unfortunate. Can you describe the symptoms for me?' Guy says, 'Yeah, Homer is a fat yellow man and Marge has blue hair.'"
:)
 
"Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, 'Damn, it's getting hot in here.' The other muffin exclaims, 'Holy %#@!, a talking muffin!'"
 
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
 
Rigby5 said:
"Typo took me a few seconds." R5 #1,246
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Took me longer than that, even while I was multi-tracking discontent over the premise: "A priest, an imam, and a rabbit ...". A RABBIT? A RABBIT !! what a stupid premise
Then I got it.


What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

elephino

:alien:
 
Rigby5 said:
"The AI is so common these days, I wonder how easy it is to use?
Anyone here actually ever try it?
I used to do lots of video work, going back to the Amiga and Video Toaster in the 1980s.
It was difficult back then." R5 #1,249
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The software varies widely.
I came close to trying A.I. a month ago when you and I discussed the Trabant.
I thought of creating an A.I. image of a Trabant doing aerobatics. BUT !
There were strings attached. So no.

As you know, hardware evolution has caused a revolution.
I got my first desktop PC in 1981, when the industry standard for RAM was 64K.
The PC I'm using now has a million times more.
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This PC has four 1080HD TV tuners. It can simultaneously record 4 different 1080HD television broadcasts, stores them to a dedicated HDD.
There's TV series, movies, nature, science, & politics documentaries / news events. Commodore can't cram that on a cassette.

Compare the size of one of these:

Gigastone 512GB Micro SD Card, Camera Plus, GoPro, Action Camera, Sports Camera, A1 Run App for Smartphone, Nintendo-Switch Compatible, 100MB/s, 4K Video Recording, Micro SDXC UHS-I A1 U3 Class 10​

with a VHS cassette.
- stupendous -

The hardware guys are way ahead of the software guys.
 
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