Just a little humor

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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short!

&
Orange juice is yellow.
- I'm just sayin' -

 

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"A guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Hey doc, I think I'm going deaf.' Doctor says, 'Oh, that's really unfortunate. Can you describe the symptoms for me?' Guy says, 'Yeah, Homer is a fat yellow man and Marge has blue hair.'"

 

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The same, but different

 

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"Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, 'Damn, it's getting hot in here.' The other muffin exclaims, 'Holy %#@!, a talking muffin!'"

 

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"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"

 

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"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"

Typo took me a few seconds.

 

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"Typo took me a few seconds." R5 #1,246

Took me longer than that, even while I was multi-tracking discontent over the premise: "A priest, an imam, and a rabbit ...". A RABBIT? A RABBIT !! what a stupid premise
Then I got it.


What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

elephino

 

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We've all got that one friend who seems to be everywhere

 

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We've all got that one friend who seems to be everywhere

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The AI is so common these days, I wonder how easy it is to use?
Anyone here actually ever try it?
I used to do lots of video work, going back to the Amiga and Video Toaster in the 1980s.
It was difficult back then.