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I don't get the people who are against SSM. It's basically this scenario:
PM: We like donuts.
LGBT: Hey, we would like donuts too.
PM: No! If you have donuts then we won't enjoy our donuts.
LGBT: But there's lots of donut shops, and you can get your donuts everywhere. Why can't we have donuts in our home? The main bakery says it's ok.
PM: Only we deserve donuts. So what if we throw half of them away.
LGBT: But that's just it, you aren't losing anything, and we should be able to have some. And some of you don't even like donuts. And some of you have many donuts that you don't even eat.
PM: Only we can have the donuts. Even if we don't like them and you do, you can't have any.
LGBT: That seems a bit silly. What harm could it do if we had donuts?
PM: Our kids need to know that donuts are only for special people.
LGBT: Kids are going to be LGBT too.
PM: Only because they think they'll also get donuts if we let you have any now. They need to know that being LGBT means no donuts, ever.
LGBT: But why? Why should we never have donuts?
PM: It says right here in the original Krispy Kreme cookbook that only certain people can have donuts.
LGBT: You know that predates the health and safety code?Doesn't it also say that you can't wear certain clothes? That you can't go certain places? That you can't have different flour for your donuts?
PM: That's old and outdated, we ignore that.
LGBT: So is the no donuts rule.
PM: We like that, it makes us feel special. And we don't have to see you eat donuts.
LGBT: Why are you looking in our windows to watch us eat?
PM: Umm. No donuts for you!
LGBT: Doesn't the old Krispy Kreme cookbook say the rules are for Klub members only?
PM: We ignore that too.
LGBT: Okay. We can live without Krispy Kreme donuts. Dunkin' Donuts will make donuts for us.
PM: They're not allowed.
LGBT: They make donuts for you already.
PM: We won't let them make donuts for you.
LGBT: They don't even have the Krispy Kreme cookbook, they have their own. They can make donuts for anyone who's a grown up and a couple. How can you stop them?
PM: Krispy Kreme says we can!
LGBT: Actually it doesn't.
PM: No donuts for you! Not from us, not from anyone!
LGBT: