The Second Term of Donald J. Trump as President of the United States of America

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BREAKING: Donald Trump stuns economic analysts by confessing that he wanted to break up tech juggernaut Nvidia despite having "never heard of it" and not knowing "what the hell" the company is — but gave up on the idea because it was "not easy" to do.

He also unveiled an absurd new name for artificial intelligence...

During a speech to unveil his new "AI Action Plan," Trump admitted to his own profound ignorance: "I said, look, we'll break this guy up — this is before I learned the facts of life — I said we'll break him up."

"They said 'very hard', I said 'Why?' I said, what percentages of the market does he have? 'Sir, he has 100%.'" Trump continued. "I said, 'Who the hell is he? What's his name?' 'His name is Jensen Huang, Nvidia, ' I said, 'What the hell is Nvidia?' I've never heard of it before."

"He said 'You don't want to know about it sir,' Trump continued.

"I figured we could go in and we could sort of ....

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