A man and his new bride are driving to the Poconos for their honeymoon and while they are nearing their destination they pass another couple obviously heading to the same place. The men exchange knowing raised eyebrows through the window while the women giggle.
When the first couple arrives, the husband carries his new bride over the threshold and throws her on the bed, tears off his clothes and jumps on top of her. As it happens, there is a window above the bed and while he is doing his thing, he looks out the window and to his surprise, he sees the other guy sitting in a chair on the dock with a fishing rod. He has his fishing hat on and he’s casting away. But the first guy has other things to do, so he ignores it and gets back to work on his wife.
Later that night he and his new wife go out to dinner and dancing and when they get back to their cabin, he throws her on the bed and jumps on top of her. And while he is doing his thing, he looks out the window and there he sees the other guy on the dock, a lantern next to his chair, a rod in his hand, fishing away.
And so it goes. For two weeks, the guy throws his wife on the bed and jumps on her and happens to look out the window and without fail, every single time, the other guy is out there on the dock with his fishing hat on, a cooler, and he is casting away.
After two weeks of this, the wife starts to pack up while the guy saunters over to the fishing pier where the other guy is still fishing way. They greet each other and the first guy reminds the fishermen that they passed each other in their cars two weeks earlier.
“You know, I don’t want to pry,” he says, “but me and the other guys are here on our honeymoons plowing our new wives but you’ve been fishing all week. What’s up with that.”
“Yeah,” the fisherman says, “I’d like to fuck my wife, but see, she has a bad case of gonorhea.”
The first man is taken aback. “
“Sorry to hear it,” he says ruefully, “but hey, couldn’t you just get a blowjob?
“Yeah, that would be great,” the fisherman says, “but she also has a bad case of pyorhea. You know, gum disease.”
“Bad luck!” the first guy says and, “it’s none of my business but couldn’t you, you know, have her take it up the ass?”
“That would be great,” the fisherman says, “but as it turns out, she also has a bad case of diarhea.”
“Man that’s cold,” the first guy says. “But after all, it’s your honeymoon - couldn’t you at least get a hand job?”
And the fisherman nods and says, “I would, but she also has a bad case of seborhea. You know, skin disease.”
“Man, that’s awful,” the first guy says. “But wait - your wife has gonnorhea, diarrhea, pyorhea and seborhea? Why the hell did you marry her?”
And the fisherman grins. “Because she also has a bad case of worms… and I love to fish!”
