Just a little humor

Ahh
The good ol' days when watching TV involved a little exercise. The televiewer had to get up off the couch and rotate the dial on the TV to change the channel.

"TV dinner" #1,422
Good marketing, an easily remembered product name, a well targeted market generations before that was done Google style.

"heated up in the oven"
"Oven"!
Barbarians! That was before the "Amana Radar Range", what kids under 60 know as the "microwave oven".

"metal folding tray"
How many of these, how many millions of them have been manufactured?
How many of them are still in use?
This style of folding table still seems to be popular in 2026.
"Folding TV Tray Table for Small Space, Industrial Snack Tables for Eating at Couch" do your own shopping ...

"futuristic luxury"
Perhaps I show my age, still seems like luxury to me.

wor·ry (wûrē, wŭrē)
v.intr.
1. To feel uneasy or concerned
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition copyright ©2022 by HarperCollins Publishers. All rights reserved.

Food insecurity has bedeviled humankind for most of history.
While superficially it may seem Swanson's TV Dinners was a step downward rather than a leap forward, consider:
- it may not get 3 stars in the Michelin Guide, but the food is relatively safe, & somewhat nutritious, and
- exceedingly convenient, perhaps easier / quicker / cheaper than hopping in the Nash and driving to a restaurant

Those that enjoy smirking needn't stretch much here.
But in the centuries before, trouble-free meals were available only to the wealthy.
Swanson plopped the meal already served in its own segmented tray, relieving blue-collar America of such kitchen toil.
 
"I trust you read the name of the ship?" S2 #1,430
Indeed. It's in black & white.
Perhaps ironically, I'm an original Trekie.
I vaguely recall an episode where Kirk was mentioned as the only one in the academy to pass the test, only to learn later in the episode Kirk won by cheating,
hacking into the academy's test administration computer, to alter the program thereby enabling himself to win.

Garrison Keillor said of mid-westerners that in general they like humanity, but don't care for any one person in particular.
I retain a vague appreciation for the original Star Trek though find most of the individual episodes somewhat annoying. I suppose The Corbomite Maneuver may be among my faves.

A few Star Trek jokes:

- Since he was a young boy William Shatner wanted to be an actor in the worst way. His role as Captain Kirk enabled him to do so.
- What do the starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
- William Shatner wanted to diversify his portfolio, and introduced a line of women's lingerie. BUT, no one wanted to buy Shatner panties.

Shatner has been a workhorse, attending the evolution of motion pictures. He's had roles in Gunsmoke, Twilight Zone (airliner wing-walking gremlin) etc.

Stephen Colbert solicited young pics of celebrities, & got this one:

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Thanks for #1,428.
I did not know.
Now I do.
 
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