Just a little humor

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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals .......very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now . . . .
 
Shiftless2 said:
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Young cowboy boy, psychologist Joy Browne said "Between honesty & duplicity is silence." BUT !

Joke aside, #1,381 presents what pop-psychologists call a "teachable moment".
An opportunity for teacher to instill in the class an appreciation for a sure-footed steed, able to take the rider where he could not otherwise go.
And the comfort and security of a good guard dog that barks as strangers approach.
And the comfort of a cat to purr & warm.

BUT NOOOO !
She had to show her own lack of principal ... 😉


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"I don't like animals." "My favorite animal, bacon." New Yorker / photographer Fran Lebowitz / The Tonight Show 18/03/22
 
The Funniest Possible Thing Happened After Trump Painted the Lincoln Reflecting Pool Blue
Frank Landymore / Wed, June 17, 2026 at 9:12 AM GMT-5
If there's one thing the Trump administration excels at, it's turning just about anything into a culture war issue.
No longer shall it be a more natural greenish blue tint, which Trump has called "filthy" and "dirty." Instead, he's hellbent on making it "American flag blue" — yes, this is the same guy selling a Chinese smartphone stamped with a flag that only features 11 stripes — in a bid to make the pool "beautiful" again ahead of the country's upcoming 250th birthday.
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The Funniest Possible Thing Happened After Trump Painted the Lincoln Reflecting Pool Blue

Nature had other ideas.
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Trump's epitaph in a single word: INCOMPETENT
 
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The Trump administration is blaming former President Obama after the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool water turned green, despite a much-touted $14 million renovation.

Work on the pool was completed last week, after President Donald Trump vowed to paint the space an “American flag blue.” However, the familiar green algae often spotted in the pool returned just days later.

In response, a spokesperson for the Department of the Interior took a swipe at the Obama administration in a statement that claims the National Park Service was “actually maintaining” the pool “versus previous administrations.”

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Just a reminder - the original no-bid contract was supposed to cost about a million and a half.
 
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