Shiftless2
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Disabled parking sign of the week
Just a little humor
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In high school I had a drinkin' buddy that avoided parking in a handicapped space, commenting: "I'm not handicapped enough." Miss you Mark.
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Memorial Day
A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church when the pastor noticed him.
"What are you looking at?" asked the clergyman.
"All those names. Who are they?" the boy asked.
The pastor nodded, and said, "They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service."
The little boy considered the insight, then asked quietly, "The 9 o'clock service or the 11 o'clock?"
Don't say that little kid didn't warn you !
A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church when the pastor noticed him.
"What are you looking at?" asked the clergyman.
"All those names. Who are they?" the boy asked.
The pastor nodded, and said, "They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service."
The little boy considered the insight, then asked quietly, "The 9 o'clock service or the 11 o'clock?"
Don't say that little kid didn't warn you !
Shiftless2
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So last week I was abducted by aliens. They actually made me wash my hands, not use profanity, and eat weird vegetables. Turns out, I was on the mother ship.
