Just a little humor

Shiftless2 said:
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"He couldn't even keep it straight during his speech at Davos - Iceland or Greenland." S2 #1,119
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Trump has "left the building"? In ruin? [first the East wing, next the West wing?]
In context this meme seems as S2 #1,119 asserts.

Rather than side-stepping, Trump's white house has doubled down.
"If you make a mistake, and you know it's a mistake, and you do not correct your mistake, you have made two mistakes." Chinese aphorism
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Some may doubt Trump's commitment to coal. But Trump's affection for minors is well documented.

- badda boom badda bing -
 
Too good not to share ....

In 1956, as Australia prepared for the Olympic Games, crowds lined the streets expecting a flawless torch relay. What they got instead was one of the boldest student pranks in sporting history. A medical student named Barry Larkin decided to test just how closely officials were paying attention.

Larkin crafted a fake Olympic torch using a chair leg, a plum pudding tin, and a pair of burning underpants soaked in fuel. Dressed like a legitimate runner, he joined the relay route through Sydney, cheered on by crowds and even escorted by officials who never questioned the flame. The illusion worked perfectly as he ran through the city streets like any official torchbearer.

The prank reached its peak when Larkin handed the fake torch to Sydney’s mayor, who began giving a formal speech before realizing something was wrong. By the time authorities caught on, Larkin had vanished, leaving behind embarrassment, laughter, and a story that became Olympic folklore. It remains one of the most successful hoaxes ever pulled off during an international sporting event.

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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...
 
Shiftless2 said:
" Guess where I am now..." #1,138
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Albuquerque ?
"I don't like animals." "My favorite animal, bacon." dyed in the wool New Yorker Fran Lebowitz / The Tonight Show 18/03/22
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"To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel." Fran Lebowitz (b. 1951), U.S. journalist. Social Studies, "Things" (1981)
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There's two men working together at the sawmill when one of them accidentally saws his arm off. Quickly thinking his friend takes the arm, puts it in a plastic bag and rushes them to hospital. The following day he visits the hospital to find his friend playing tennis.

"Wow the wonders of modern science".

So anyway they get back to work and are chatting away when a lapse in concentration results in the same careless guy sawing his leg off. Knowing the drill his friend takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag with some ice and off they all go to hospital. The next visiting time he finds his friend playing football.

"Wow the wonders of modern science".

A week later, back at work when the guy leans forward just a little too far and saws his head off. Straight away his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag and rushes them all off to hospital. The next day the friend visits to find no sign of his chum.

"Where's my friend" asks the guy of the orderly.

"Well", said the orderly, "we could have saved him with the wonders of modern science but some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated".
 
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