a) ha !
b) Fine. BUT !
c) Texas remains red until blue is sworn in next year.
Macho Texas men?
There's more to being a man than wearing high-heeled boots.
How can you pretend to superior machismo when your State's panhandle is bigger than West Virginia? Panhandle !
Texas' claim to fame? We're better than Oklahoma ?
Texas: when you're as good as Delaware, let us know.
