Just a little humor

Inside the Sistine Chapel his holiness the Pope was asked a question.
He doesn't have that much more holes than normal people, but they call him "holiness" anyways.
So they asked him: "How many people work here at the Vatican?"
His holiness replied: "Almost half of them."

- gosh -
 
— “Boss, can I leave work two hours early today? My wife wants me to go shopping with her.”

— “That’s out of the question.”

— “Thanks, boss! I knew you wouldn’t let me down.
 
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