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Borg Refinery

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A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly
yells, "Don't enter that church, you damn fool !!!"
His wife asks him, "What are you watching?"
Husband replies, "Our wedding video"


 
She’s single...She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. She is knock out lovely in every way. I see her nearly every evening when she gets home from work. This particular evening I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?”

I quickly replied, “Nope I’m free”.

“Great,” she said. “Can you watch my dog?”
 
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