Just a little humor

Little Johny got an F in arithmetic ....

 
About lying ....

 
"The favored drive of INCELS" S2 #1,189


The #1,189 meme graphic depicts a Musk cyber truck on a desolate field that appears to be coal, perhaps from an open pit coalmine.

Amusing.
Musk's cyber truck is electric. That might seem to be better for the environment than a gasoline-fueled vehicle. BUT !
IF the electricity that powers the cyber truck is generated at a coal-fired power-plant, it generates more atmospheric Carbon per mile than a comparable automobile fueled by gasoline.

Punctuating that irony, the recessed door handles featured in multiple Tesla models have already killed humans,
and are recognized as so dangerous some European markets are prohibiting them. BUT !

In the charitable spirit of #1,189 perhaps mankind will benefit if we make an exception for drivers of Tesla's cyber truck.

right ?

Like the other Good Book says:
... slay the INCELS whenever you find them driving a contraption Elon Musk sold them ...


The above fictional, morbid satire was inspired by the following scriptural English translation:

"...slay the infidels wherever ye find them..." Holy Qur'an: Sura 9 Verse 5

BUT !!

Many Islamic scholars insist the only recognized authoritative Holy Qur'an is written in Arabic.

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An elderly woman went to the store to buy three cans of cat food, but before the cashier could ring them up, she stopped her.
“I’m sorry,” the cashier said, “but store policy requires proof that you actually own a cat before we can sell you cat food.”
She explained that some elderly customers had reportedly been buying pet food for themselves, so management insisted on proof that the food was really for a pet.
Without arguing, the woman went home, returned with her cat, and calmly completed her purchase.
The next day, she came back and placed two cans of dog food on the counter.
Once again, the cashier stopped her and asked for proof that she owned a dog.
So the woman went home, brought back her dog, and bought the food without another word.
On the third day, she returned carrying a small box with a hole cut into the lid.
She set it on the counter and said, “Please put your finger inside.”
The cashier looked suspicious.
“No chance , what if there’s a snake in there?”
The woman smiled and replied, “There’s nothing inside that will hurt you, I promise.”
Still uncertain, the cashier slowly placed a finger through the hole.
A second later, she yanked it back and made a face.
“That smells terrible!”
The elderly woman nodded with satisfaction and said:
“Exactly. Now, may I please buy two rolls of toilet paper?”
 
A mathematician was being interviewed for a job.

The interviewer asks him - "You are walking towards your office and running late for a very important meeting and you glimpse a building on fire with people screaming for help. What will you do?".

The mathematician thinks for a while and replies : "People's lives are more important than an office meeting. I would immediately call for a fire brigade and help the trapped to the best of my abilities".

The interviewer seems to be impressed with the mathematician's answer and moves on to the last question.

Just to check his sanity, she asks: "And what if the building is not on fire?".

After a moment of thought, the mathematician replies with confidence :

"I will set the building on fire. Now, I have reduced it to a problem that I have already solved before!"
 
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. "I'm a turtle," he says. "Who's on your back?" "That's Michelle."
 
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